We are gathered here to mark the end of Jason Gillespie as a bowler. He was a vicious bowler during his time and haunted many batsman of his era. But now, I’m afraid, he’s as useless as a hairbrush would be to Homer Simpson. (Just as I was writing that I thought up of a number of ways Homer could’ve used that hairbrush). Anyhow, it is time for the selectors to look elsewhere and save Gillespie (and the Australian team) the agony of bowling hopeless and futile overs of crap. May his soul rest in peace. Amen!
Monday, August 15, 2005
Dearly Beloved!
We are gathered here to mark the end of Jason Gillespie as a bowler. He was a vicious bowler during his time and haunted many batsman of his era. But now, I’m afraid, he’s as useless as a hairbrush would be to Homer Simpson. (Just as I was writing that I thought up of a number of ways Homer could’ve used that hairbrush). Anyhow, it is time for the selectors to look elsewhere and save Gillespie (and the Australian team) the agony of bowling hopeless and futile overs of crap. May his soul rest in peace. Amen!
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